For Literary Agents

So you think you’re done working when you finish writing the book?

Rejection Report as of 9 February 2018
*I have submitted to 135 agents, in 7 waves,
*Been rejected 133 times
*Received 1 request for full mss, which was subsequently rejected because I didn’t have a website.

I don’t cry, but I cried after that one. Technology has been used to throwing me down and rubbing my face in the sand. It’s called bullying the 97 byte weakling.

But after 3 weeks of 16-hour days, I’m so excited! The tables have turned! Now I just throw some HTMLs at WordPress, and I’m like Alexander the Great, riding triumphantly into the left side of the brain.

I’M A TECHIE!!!

Thank you Rick, the literary agent, for pushing platforms on me. Now will you finish reading The WASP and El Curandero?

Here are my elements of submission:

Basic Query Letter

1-page synopsis

Bio

First 10 pages